[C]I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
[G7]I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
[C]Now something's telling me that you'm avoiding me
[F]Come on now darling you've got [G7]something I need

Cuz [C]I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
[F]I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now [C]I got a brand new combine harvester
An' [G7]I'll give you the [C]key

[C]I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need
[G7]We'll 'ave twins and triplets, I'm a man built for speed
[C]And you know I'll love you darlin' so give me your hand
[F]But what I want the most is all they [G7]acres of land

Cuz [C]I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
[F]I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now [C]I got a brand new combine harvester
An' [G7]I'll give you the [C]key

[C]For seven long years I've been alone in this place
[F]Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
[C]Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind
[F]I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that [G7]lager and lime

Cuz [C]I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
[F]I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now [C]I got a brand new combine harvester
An' [G7]I'll give you the [C]key

[C]Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance
[G7]I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants
[C]In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand
[F]We had our photos took and [G7]us holding hands

Now [C]I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me
[F]Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
Coz [C]I got a brand new combine harvester
An' [G7]I'll give you the [C]key