Intro:

[B] [C] [B] [C]
[C] [C6] [C] [C6] [C] [C6] [C] [C6]

[C] All the world's a [B7] stage they say
And [C] I've seen [B]ma[Bb]ny [A] things
[Dm7] Standing [D#dim] with my [C] little [A7]uku[D7]lele [G] in the [C] wings

[E] I've seen bearded ladies
[A] And strong men with iron bars
[D] I've seen cheeky chorus girls
[G] Hob-nobbing with the stars

[C]Yes all the world's a [B7] stage they say
And [C] I've seen [B] ma[Bb]ny [A] things
[Dm7] Standing [D#dim] with my [C] little [A7] uku[D7]lele [G] in the [C] wings

Instrumental:

[C] [B7] [C] [B] [Bb] [A]
[Dm7] [D#dim] [C] [A7] [D7] [G] [C]

[E] Once a leading lady
[A] Was clearly in distress
[D] She asked if I could help her
[G] With the fasteners on her dress

You [C] should have seen the [B7] outcome
I [C] almost [B] broke [Bb] me [A] strings
[Dm7] Standing [D#dim] with my [C] little [A7] uku[D7]lele [G] in the [C] wings

Kazoo Solo:

[C] [B7] [C] [B] [Bb] [A]
[Dm7] [D#dim] [C] [A7] [D7] [G] [C]

[E] I've seen song and dance men
[A] Being heckled by cat-calls
[D] And a buxom bareback rider
[G] Make a juggler drop his clubs

Yes [C] all the world's a [B7] stage
And you [C] won't be[B]lieve [Bb] the [A] things
I've seen [Dm7] standing with my [D#dim] little
[C] Standing with my [A7] little
[Dm7] Standing [D#dim] with my [C] little [A7] uku[D7]lele [G] in the [C] wings

Well, [D7] standing
With my [G] little
Uku[C]lele in the [C7] wings! [F] [Fm] [G] [C#7]