Here is a transcription following Petty Booka's version with wordless, plucked introduction.

Introduction:

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E|-3--3--3--3--3--3--3-------
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E|-3--3--3--3--3-----0-------
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C|-2--2--2--2--2--2--2-------
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E|-3--2--0--2--3-----------1-
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Verse:

If [C]you like Ukulele Lady,
Ukulele Lady like-a you.
If [G7]you like to linger where it's shady,
Ukulele Lady linger [C]too.

If you kiss Ukulele Lady
While you promise ever to be true,
And [G7]she sees another Ukulele
Lady fooling 'round with [C]you [C7]

[F]Maybe she'll sigh
[C]Maybe she'll cry
[D7]Maybe she'll find somebody else[G7]
By and by

To [C]sing to when it's cool and shady
Where the tricky wicky wacky woo
If [G7]you like Ukulele Lady,
Ukulele Lady like-a [C]you.